So guess what?!? Zayd's back! Remember him? My super awesome roommate who moved out in May and went home to Jordan for the summer? Yep, that's the one!
This is great for two reasons:
1) Zayd is the best roommate because he takes out the trash and does the dishes and all I have to to do is bake him cookies, and
2) I'll have something to write about again!
He's not even fully moved in yet, but he will be in about 20 minutes. I'm not helping him move because I'm lazy and I really wanted to post about our text conversation from about 40 minutes ago. I don't waste time when I don't want to. I was initially thinking of writing about the vibrating egg on my desk that I thought was a mouse living in the walls but this is much better. Definitely.
Earlier:
Zayd: Hey! I think I'm going to move in tonight, maybe in an hour or so. Is that cool?
Me: No problem!
Zayd: You should have time to call the strippers and chill the champagne.
Me: I don't have strippers or champagne but I've got beer!
Zayd: So my return is worth a single beer... you have a way of flattering people, did you know?
Me: Beers. I have beers. And cookies!
Zayd: Fine.
Me: See that's the problem with you Arabs, you're never happy with just one of anything... 5 wives... 72 virgins... it's excessive!
Zayd: 4 wives, 72 strippers! It's my destiny, you infidel!
Me: LOL! Just wait, you're wives will all be overweight and your strippers straight out of the 281 (the 281 is a male strip club for those of you who don't know. It's not unlike Chip-N-Dale's). Your G-d has forsaken you!
Zayd: How can he forsake me if he IS me?
Me: Haven't you ever made a decision you immediately regret?
Zayd: Tried to piss in the sink once
Me: Well there you go!
Zayd: You're just jealous you can't do that.
Me: I can totally pee in a sink! I've done it several times!
Then he said he had to get his things together to move them and that he'd be here soon.
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