Hockey Talk (Girl-style)

While watching Detroit play San Jose...

Me: I think the reason why I don't like Detroit is because of their uniforms, they're too red, it's agressive on the eyes.

Dave: Too red?

Me: Yes. I think if I were playing in the NHL I would choose the team I played for based on the colour of their uniform.

Dave: So what team would you play for?

Me: Hmm, definitely NOT the Flyers, they're too orange and orange looks terrible against my skin tone.

Dave: But I like the Flyers...

Me: The decision isn't based on what you like, Dave. It's about colours.

Dave: So, Boston?

Me: Yeah... Boston or Vancouver

Dave: You'd look good in Vancouver's colours, they're basically the same as you soccer uniform.

Me: Exactly. Green and blue are good.

Dave: You're crazy.

And that's the extent of my Hockey talk.