What Fucks-My-Day-Up

As much as I try to put things off until later some things make this nearly impossible. I call them "the things that fuck-my-day-up".

The first, and most obvious, is school. Having to leave the comfort of my niche to venture out to the University is a good way to fuck-up my day. Most of courses this semester are boring, long, and tedious which makes motivating myself to go a strenuous task. When I do go I am subject to what I call "the newbies". Newbies are fresh meat. Students straight out of CEGEP (I live in Quebec) who have a lot to say about nothing. The ones who are actually intelligent are full of themselves and the ones who aren't think they are. Since I am an advocate for post-secondary education I am happy they they are in school, but I just wish they'd take the time to formulate their thoughts before they speak, and cut out the "um's", "like's", and "but's", because this fucks-up my day.

The second thing that really fucks-my-day-up is studying. All the time I can spend surfing the net is blocked by having to study. I'm taking this one course, Intro to Ancient Greek, that monopolizes a good portion of my time. It takes me over an hour to translate one goddamn passage!! Let's not forget that I also have a quiz every Monday that requires me to memorize copious amounts of grammatical forms and words. As a fan of procrastination, this simply will not do.

The final, and most irritating, thing that fucks up my day is my flimsy Internet connection! I'm a full-time student with rent and bills to pay (for an over-priced apartment with nothing included) so I steal the Internet connection from the school (yes, I live right next to my University and I still have trouble getting off my ass to go!). This is what the Internet connection icon should look like:




And this is what mine usually looks like:



or simply:

Which means I have no Internet access. It actually took me about 2 hours to get this post up because I had to battle with the Internet connection. This fucks-my-day-up!!!
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--UPDATE--

I forgot about this one, which means "yeah, you're connected, but don't try actually using the connection"...



...fucken internet...